- liam: oh. lord faptaguise. i just now got that.
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me: i don't...
- me: oh..
- me:
- me: oh! -uncontrollably laughs-
are we really fangirling over a one direction cartoon?
yes.
yes we are.
- Taco Guy: Hard or soft shell?
- May: Oh, what do you think Harry?
- Harry: Hard. A good shell is hard to find, and a hard shell is good to find.
- May: Oh Harry, you always know what to say.
- Harry: Hey, tacos are my favorite food.
Distracting the dangerous guards:
- Liam: Maybe you and Niall can distract them. You know, like, dress up as hot girls or something.
- Zayn: ...
- Liam: Well, I mean, at least it works in cartoons.
- Zayn: ...
- Liam: What do you think, Niall?
- Niall: *in a whore outfit* Already there.
- Dad: What are you doing?
- Me: Watching The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction.
- *comes over and looks*
- Dad: Get a job.



